Essential yet appealed

SO YOU WANT TO BE MY BFF...
Name: STEVEN LIM "宇宙大帅哥

Age: ALWAYS 25


Gender: Female Gay Guy Transgender (please choose the one that best describes you) : CONFUSED


Occupation: EYEBROW TRIMMER CUM MANAGER OF A CMI MODEL AGENCY

Mobile Number: 93857300


Email Address: sghunk1976@hotmail.com

1. Why do you want to be my BFF?

Cos I am "宇宙大帅哥

Achieve personal best of 24 pull up at one go (within 1 min at 80kg)

Impressive hor! I can protect you from all the perverts in Singapore although i dont see any blind pervert ard... hmmm..


2. If my boyfriend Mike hits on you behind my back, what would you do?

As a friend, i have to treat your boyfriend nice too.. i let him poke my "kar chng" lor..

3. We're heading out to the party of the year. I look god awful in my new dress but somehow I think it rocks. What would you do?

Are you like kidding!!!! Me Steven Lim will not let my friend be laugh by others!!



i will gladly lend you one of my most prized outfit....

















4. On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate your chio-ness? How would you rate my chio-ness?







You say leh? Based on my pic, you rate me how much? Of cos 10 lah!


Rate you? hiyah doest really matter right? You go out with me, gers will look at me bcos of my handsome face, guys will also look at me bcos my neh neh bigger than yrs...



5. What are your political views?

Another who dont read my wonderful but super lag till i want to vomit blog..

"Lasty, Dr Chee Soon Juan. I feel very sorry for him really and the recent court case. He is going to jail again for doing something wrong...

I almost want to cry also becos i find him poor thing. I managed to see one of his youtube video
about the interviews with him with his wife and young kids. Trust me, you will feel sorry for him too. A family man with kids, waiting for him. He is already bankrupt and he still so call trying to attempt to 'reform' the leading government.


What will happen to his kids? Bankrupt feed what food.. I really admire your never-say-spirit and I bet some of the people secretly will as well. But some of your actions could only bring more hurt and harms to yourself and family.

Coz sorry, this is Singapore. We value stability and we have an excellent government and leaders that leads us to one of the best in the world and I will continue to serve the one that brings us good lives and stability.

On the other hand,please allow me to offer some food and some toys to your kids if I do know or meet you in person one day. Trust me, I will do that, small case. I will tell them they have a never-say-die father. We are all Singaporeans. Let us dun hurt each other anymore.."


Extract from http://www.stevenlim.net/ (Click if you want your system hang)


6. Are you a smoker or non-smoker?

Wanted to but no money to buy...


No one want me to trim their eyebrow..

My "see ghost" Models doesnt have any assignment...


No one want to hire my delivery van..

And my newly formed bodyguard service oso nobody wan use me...

Chicken Pie , i so strong and handsome.. their loss!






7. Which would you choose?

a. Holiday destination: Malaysia Vietnam
b. Music: Rock Mandopop
c. Makeup: Body Shop MAC



Simi lai!??!

8. How much would you spend on a casual lunch?

Causal = Old Chang Kee?

$1.10 lor for the curry puff..very nice..

9. What kind of mahjong stakes do you play?

I prefer to Sing....

10. Do you own a This Fashion membership card? If so, what is your membership number?

96556215XX

11. What are your thoughts on the following people:



a. Angelina Jolie:




b. Paris Hilton:





c. Dawn Yang (the blogger):


Her makeup tips sibei power.. Xiaxue how i wish you learn from her...

from: http://www.xanga.com/dawn_wayang



d. Mas Selamat (the fugitive):

e. SPGs in general:

12. Where is Mas Selamat?

Inside the crowd...


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Doesnt they look alike?

or my eyes COCKED?